The Apple watch

So here I am in bed (mistake one) and it's one thirty am and here I am waiting for the Apple watch to start to sell

Next thing I know it's fucking five thirty and when I wake up I wake to the picture of the Apple watch I want with a "not available to ship till June" FUCKING JUNE AND THEN I GOT TO EBAY AND FIND HUNDREEDS OF FUCKING SCALPERS SELLING PRE ORDERS, WHEN IS FUCKING APPLE GOING TO GET ITS SHIT TITS TOGETHER AND RELIZE THEN THEY NEVER HAVE ENOUGH FUCKING SUPPLYS AND SHOULD REALLY WORK ON THAT, WHEN IN HISTORY HAVE YOU EVER HERD THAT SOME APPLE THING NEVER SOLD OUT AND PEOLLE DIDNT HAVE TO WAIT MONTHS FOR THE FUCKING THING TO BE PRODUCED AGAIN, THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT